• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看到过的毁三观的画面是什么
• 3你(nǐ )曾(céng )经做过(guò )最羞耻的事情是什么
• 4你听过或看过哪些(xiē )变(biàn )态故事

1丑陋片尾(wěi )曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编(biān )曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(lè )人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(yīng )文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三观的画面是什么

3你曾经做过最羞耻的(de )事情是什么

4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

几大桌子的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠院墙(qiáng )的几桌客人一阵大乱

大(dà )家闷哼看过来(lái )原来是(shì )是院墙隔壁有一些邪秽的东西不时飞过(guò )来

酒菜不能不能(néng )再吃一些宾客的衣服也沾了脏很多人都气的怒(nù )骂

做为主(zhǔ )人的二舅(jiù )也就肯定不能(néng )不闻不问

他跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿梯子爬到院墙和(hé )邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎(xiā )折腾我(wǒ )也就(jiù )忍了今天你去见(jiàn )这样多人(rén )跟(gēn )我较(jiào )劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴不可二舅站在梯子气极败坏的骂道

吴明宏你有胆(dǎn )子就再试(shì )试你一天不把事情能解决好老娘就一天(tiān )不放你对面传他们来了一个妇女的骂声

二舅家农村的房子(zǐ )是挨得很近隔壁建的

以前房(fáng )子一样高下雨天各家屋上的雨水向着瓦片淌入各家院里

可(kě )二舅拆了旧房起新房新房比隔壁的房子高了半米角上的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁(bì )屋顶上(shàng )流肯定(dìng )也就(jiù )进(jìn )了他家的院子

不过这也并非有什(shí )么(me )大事

流到院子里院子里的确就有排水沟能有什么东(dōng )西影响呢

不过王桂英不这样想

原(yuán )来大家大都(dōu )庄稼人靠天收(shōu )成经(jīng )济条件不多邻里关系也美(měi )满和谐

可二舅这几年地里活不忙就去城(chéng )里打零工挣的钱盖了这几间新瓦房

些农村人就有(yǒu )这个红眼病见岂能别人比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉得不(bú )如你自己的

王桂英就(jiù )一(yī )直看不起二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈四(sì )虎

名字里面只(zhī )不过有个虎字但是是只病猫

陈四虎老实的三棍子打不出个屁来

他怕事平时家里的事全是王桂英撑腰

今天二舅(jiù )摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找碴(chá )陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎(hǔ )你出(chū )不出来管(guǎn )一管你如(rú )果这样再(zài )不论别怪我(wǒ )一点也不(bú )客气(qì )了王桂英骂的真的很难听手中(zhōng )还不(bú )时的铲着鸡粪猪粪(fèn )往院子这(zhè )边(biān )甩二(èr )舅实(shí )在是忍无可忍的道

爹你跟他啰唆什么呢东西(xī )啊大表哥的确对二舅实(shí )在是太温(wēn )和的处理不满

大(dà )表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打开(kāi )了隔(gé )壁的大门

早守在门口的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟(dì )一拥而(ér )上夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村(cūn )里几(jǐ )个(gè )干部也几人就把众人(rén )给抽开了

王桂(guì )英说要可(kě )以(yǐ )报警村书记许红星嘲弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席你泼(pō )屎打了你又(yòu )是(shì )活该(gāi )倒霉你今天要不向吴(wú )老二道歉吧看我(wǒ )咋收拾好你

王(wáng )桂英哪里肯去道歉

她(tā )见所有人都奚落她(tā )的不(bú )是顿时就气的要撞墙自戕

更何况几人的人多把她(tā )给拉住了

这时候场面僵(jiāng )在原地了几方面都下不来(lái )台

更何况陈四虎从房里走了出来他向二(èr )舅道了歉还(hái )向许书记只要管好(hǎo )老婆自(zì )愿来陪偿二舅三百块钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气(qì )的一时间回了娘家事情才算告了一段落

事情(qíng )下来了一年多我又回来了(le )一次二舅家吃(chī )饭不这回是白事

王桂英那次受(shòu )了气虽说对(duì )二舅一家耿耿于怀但更(gèng )气陈四虎的太窝囊

她天天上更加变本加厉的数落陈四虎(hǔ )的懦(nuò )弱无能终于成功把(bǎ )陈四虎给烧穿了

那天二舅(jiù )还在城里去打工二舅妈一个人在(zài )菜地(dì )干活的人

陈四虎那着砍草的镰刀来到菜地把二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远远超出长(zhǎng )度也没办法一下把人脑袋(dài )砍下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌(huāng )的村民的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍下了(le )二舅妈(mā )的脑袋

接着提着血淋(lín )淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到(dào )了王桂英面前

你(nǐ )看一下我(wǒ )倒底有没(méi )窝囊废有胆量的村民伏在门缝上见到(dào )他这(zhè )样的话问王桂英

王桂英被吓的魂不附体号(hào )陶痛哭

陈四(sì )虎(hǔ )得意地的压了一(yī )桶(tǒng )水洗干净的手脚正坐在堂(táng )屋看电视节目(mù )

很快地J察就进了村立即逮捕了陈四虎

法医(yī )仵作验尸(shī )让亲戚邻里(lǐ )自己去看

大夏(xià )天放了一两天的人头恶臭很难闻看完的人都吐了

吃(chī )东西的那天王桂英是没有再找你麻烦

她家的门(mén )上落(luò )了锁没人明白了她去哪了