• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你(nǐ )曾经看到过的毁(huǐ )三观的画(huà )面是(shì )什么
• 3你曾经做过(guò )最羞耻的事情是什么
• 4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(zuò )TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(lè )人

所属(shǔ )专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ )曾经看到过的毁三观的画面是什么

3你(nǐ )曾经做过最羞耻的事情是什么(me )

4你听过或看过哪些变态故(gù )事

几大桌子的宾(bīn )客正吃几顿的兴奋(fèn )突然之间靠院墙的几桌客人一阵大乱

大家闷哼看(kàn )过来原来是是(shì )院墙隔壁有一些邪秽的(de )东西不时飞过来

酒菜不能(néng )不(bú )能再吃一些宾客的衣服也沾了(le )脏很(hěn )多人都气的怒骂

做为(wéi )主人的二(èr )舅(jiù )也就肯定不能不闻(wén )不(bú )问

他跟宾客们道了几句歉(qiàn )就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻居对骂

王(wáng )桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我也(yě )就忍了今天(tiān )你去(qù )见这样多人跟我(wǒ )较劲我非撕烂你的(de )嘴巴(bā )不可(kě )二舅站在梯子气极败坏的骂道

吴明(míng )宏你有胆子就再试试你一天不把事情能解决好老娘就一天不放你对面传他们来了一个妇女的骂声

二舅(jiù )家农(nóng )村的房子是挨得很近隔壁建的

以前房子一样高下(xià )雨天各家(jiā )屋上的雨水(shuǐ )向着瓦(wǎ )片淌入各家院里

可(kě )二(èr )舅拆了旧房起新房新房比隔壁的房子(zǐ )高了半米角上的雨(yǔ )水就往隔壁屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家(jiā )的院子

不过这也并非有什么大事

流到院子里院(yuàn )子里的确就有排水(shuǐ )沟能有什么东(dōng )西(xī )影响呢

不过王(wáng )桂英不这样(yàng )想

原来大家大(dà )都庄稼人靠天(tiān )收成(chéng )经济条件不多邻里关系也美满和谐

可二舅这几年地里活(huó )不忙(máng )就去城里打零(líng )工挣的(de )钱盖了这几间新瓦房

些农村人就有这个红眼病见岂能别人比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉得不如你自己的

王桂英就一直看(kàn )不起二舅

王(wáng )桂英的男人(rén )叫(jiào )陈四虎

名(míng )字里面只不(bú )过有个虎字但是是只病猫

陈四虎老实的三棍子打不出(chū )个屁来

他怕事平时家里(lǐ )的事全是王桂英撑腰

今天二舅摆上梁酒王桂英不知(zhī )好歹找碴陈(chén )四虎就躲(duǒ )在屋里不出头

陈四虎你(nǐ )出不出来管一管你如果这样再不论别怪(guài )我一点也(yě )不客气了王桂英骂的真的很难听(tīng )手中还不时的铲(chǎn )着鸡粪猪粪往院子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可忍的道

爹你跟(gēn )他啰唆(suō )什么呢东西啊大(dà )表哥的确对二舅实在是太温和的(de )处理不(bú )满

大表哥拿板凳攀过了(le )院墙可以打开了隔壁的大门

早守在门口的二表哥带着(zhe )兴奋几个堂(táng )兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中(zhōng )的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村里几个干(gàn )部也几人就把众人给抽开了

王(wáng )桂英说要可以报警村(cūn )书记许红星嘲弄(nòng )道王桂英(yīng )你有脸打110人家摆酒席你泼屎打了你又是活该倒霉你今天要不向(xiàng )吴老二道歉吧看我咋收拾好你(nǐ )

王(wáng )桂英哪里肯去道(dào )歉

她见所有人都奚落(luò )她的不是顿时就气的要撞墙自戕

更何(hé )况几人的(de )人多把她给拉住了

这时候场面僵在原地了几方(fāng )面(miàn )都下不来(lái )台

更何况陈(chén )四虎从房里走了出来他向二舅道了歉还向许书记只要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅三(sān )百块钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一(yī )时间回(huí )了娘家事情才(cái )算告了一段(duàn )落

事情下来了一年多我又回来了一次二舅家吃饭不这回是白(bái )事

王桂英(yīng )那次受了(le )气虽说对二舅一家耿耿于怀但更(gèng )气陈四虎的太窝囊

她(tā )天天上更加变本加厉的数落(luò )陈四虎的懦弱无能(néng )终于成功把陈四虎给烧穿了

那天二舅(jiù )还在城里去打工二舅妈一个(gè )人在菜地干活的人

陈四虎那着砍草的镰刀(dāo )来(lái )到菜地(dì )把二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利(lì )但远远(yuǎn )超出长度也没(méi )办法一下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌(huāng )的村民的面(miàn )一镰刀一镰刀的砍下了二舅妈的(de )脑袋(dài )

接着提(tí )着血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂(guì )英面前

你看一下我倒(dǎo )底有没窝囊废有胆量的村民伏(fú )在门缝上见到他(tā )这样的话问王桂英

王(wáng )桂(guì )英被吓的魂不附体号陶(táo )痛哭

陈四虎得意地的压了一桶水洗干净的手(shǒu )脚正坐在堂屋(wū )看电视节(jiē )目

很快(kuài )地J察就(jiù )进了村立即逮捕(bǔ )了陈(chén )四虎

法医仵作验尸让(ràng )亲戚邻里自(zì )己去看

大(dà )夏天放(fàng )了一两天的人(rén )头恶臭很难(nán )闻看完的(de )人都吐了

吃东西的那天王(wáng )桂英是没有再找你麻烦

她家的门上落了(le )锁没人(rén )明白(bái )了她去哪了